Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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