omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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