found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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