I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Never joke about your clitoris.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
