he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
4 words: hood of his car
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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