Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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