Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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