i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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