we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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