remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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