i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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