I'm lost and stupid without you.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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