There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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