oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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