He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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