Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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