You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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