Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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