Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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