We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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