if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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