after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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