Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He better not be in your backpack
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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