U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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