Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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