just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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