it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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