Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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