direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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