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I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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