That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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