i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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