So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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