So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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