You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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