Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
