I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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