I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
