Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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