did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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