i don't like sucking hair
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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