WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
