If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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