I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
