he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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