Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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