white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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