ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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