This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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