sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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