I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Less talking, more tequila
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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