I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
