I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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