Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
