Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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