David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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