Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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